How Elmo Saves Christmas Should Have Ended by WileE2005, literature
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How Elmo Saves Christmas Should Have Ended
HOW “ELMO SAVES CHRISTMAS” SHOULD HAVE ENDED By Zak DISCLAIMER: “Elmo Saves Christmas” and all Sesame Street-related material is the property of Sesame Workshop. This is simply a work of fanfiction. … Elmo: (looks at backpack) A wish. Who has a wish? Lightning: You do! The snowglobe, remember? You have one more wish! Elmo: Ohh, yeah, the snowglobe! It’s in Elmo’s backpack! (starts digging out the snowglobe) Lightning: Oh, get it quick, Elmo! Elmo: (pulls out snowglobe) Ah! Elmo almost forgot! OKAY, EVERYBODY! HEY! ELMO HAS A WISH! HEY! HEY, EVERYBODY! COME ON, COME ON, COME ON, COME ON! (A crowd gathers around Elmo and Lightning, including Maria and Luis, Big Bird, Ernie and Bert, Gordon, Bob and Gina, the carolers, Count von Count, the Toucan and a postal worker. Oscar and Grundgetta come out from behind the trash area.) Elmo: Elmo has great news! Santa gave Elmo this magic snowglobe. Elmo used it to wish for Christmas every day! Crowd: WHAT?! Elmo, that was you?! I can’t
JUSTIN BIEBER SUX CUZ
HE IS AN IDIOT
HE IS STUPID AND LAME
HE CAN LIP SYNC AT CONCERTS
HIS SONG BABY GOT DISLIKES
HE REACHED #1 ON US CHARTS 3 TIMES
HE SUPPORTS THE ROWDYRUFF BOYS
HE IS BRICK, BUTCH BOOMER & PRINCESS MORBUCKS FAVORITE SINGER
HE IS MOJO JOJO AND HIM'S FAVORITE SINGER
HE NEEDED TO BE PARODIED IN THE 2016 PPG EPISODES, LIKE ONE DIRECTION WAS PARODIED AS THE SENSITIVE THUGS
HE DESERVED TO BE KILLED BY THE COON.